What is your Steampunk Name ?
Madam Josephine Knightwood.
Not very exciting :(
Chief Inspector Ursula Knightfield.
I’ll take it! :)
Baroness Josephine Supperfellow.
I like the title, because that would usually mean that I would be honing talents of the gentry in my idle time. In my case… dabbling in inventions with a disturbing tendency to explode.
Professor Winifred Wakefield
So, I’m Prof W
O already feel like a comicbook character…
Sir Lavinia Knightdale OR Madam Archibald Knightdale….
Wait. I think I did that wrong.
Professor Prudence Wake Stone… I am getting my Ph. D.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
GUYS MY MOM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME I WON A $1000 SCHOLARSHIP I AM SCREAMING
because, why not??